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User: argument_clinic (posted by evilgrins)
Date: August 17th, 2006
Subject: My zany brilliance (made pretty by rainbows)
Security: Public
Tags:suicide, thoughts
xposted to LJers of the Golden StateThe·Argument·Clinic & WeirdfolksWeirdfolks

I really feel that suicide should be outlawed sometimes. I mean I know it's technically illegal but it's not like they can penalize the folks that successully do it. With the possible exception of the type utilized by those that follow the Bushido, or those with a terminal disease, I really can't think of a single thing that actually warrants it. Among my many methods of talking folks out of it is a bit on the afterlife. I don't go with the whole "religion says you'll suffer an eternity if you commit suicide" bit but I do point out that if there really is an afterlife and you kill yourself then the pain and misery you felt that made you take that path will be stuck with you forever.

If you felt that bad before you offed yourself do you really wanna feel that way forever?

The other day I think I came up with a way that people could commit suicide that wouldn't bug me. Not so much anyway. I figure if you're gonna do it then you might as well put some actual effort into the process. Therefore I've decided that voodoo is the only way to go.

Yes, I literally mean you go out and get yourself a voodoo doll, learn the art of inflicting pain with it (not by hitting people with the thing obviously) and once you've worked out the logistics of it, trained yourself sufficiently in that form of mysticism, then you can kill yourself through your voodoo doll.

I think I can live with that...no pun intended.
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