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User: argument_clinic (posted by evilgrins)
Date: November 20th, 2006
Subject: MEN ARE THE SUPERIOR GENDER!
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Location:94306
Mood:crazycrazy
Tags:men, superior, taking a leak, women
for the record I don't actually believe this, though I can argue it, but I noticed both mine and a friend's comms haven't been getting much of any posts recently so this is for mutual promotion and spomething to do

xposted to 2_sex & LJers of the Golden StateThe·Argument·Clinic

Women are essentially inferior to men and this has been as true in the world now as it was in ancient times. Back then it was a bit more plain to see, as the modern variants have managed to disguise this flaw through subterfuge and that whole opposable thumb thing, but back then the facts were simply the facts.

Take for example the simple act of relieving ones' bladder.

The human male is quite capable of taking a leak while standing up but the female of the species has to squat to do so. Should a massive and ferociously hungry predator emerge on the scene, the female who is squatting while taking a leak is at an exteme disadvantage. So close to the ground she has not a chance to stand up and get away. the male of the species can simply start running in any given direction which is much more efficient and thus proving of his evolutionary superiority...

...though, the male would likely still be taking a leak en route to safety, making a mess of himself and anything in his path...

...but the point is he will survive!

Muy importante: This argument got caught onto fast here & here, so be sure to address your arguments (for and against) in both those places as well!
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